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About Us
Our Promise to You
We care about your well being and will provide you with guidance, knowledge, and the tools needed to be healthy, helping you achieve optimal wellness.
Caring For Your Health
We understand that you are not living your best life possible unless your mind and body are completely healthy. We take a holistic approach to preventing and reversing disease. Cannabis is a holistic alternative medicine without the long term side effects of prescription pharmaceuticals.
Natural Healing
Our goal is to provide all natural choices of home grown medical marijauna delivered to you so that you may reverse, treat, and prevent disease using the fundamental healing principles of mind-body medicine. Our results prove the best way to heal the body is naturally, without pharmaceuticals.
Menu
Indica
Relaxing, pain relief, sedation, appetite, sleep, body high.
Chocotina
2/25 4/40 7/70 14/140
Ratio: 70%/30% Indica/Sativa
Aroma and Taste: Deep Chocolate Delicousness and Clean Jet Fuel, Dank Decadent Fire.
Effects: Heavy Indica
Medical Uses: Very heavy relaxation and pain relief.
Member Berry
1/13 2/25 4/40 7/65 14/125
SkunkBerry X Mandarin Sunset
Dark Sweet Berries, Skunk, and Pine with hints of Tart Orange Peels on the nose. With strain tests reaching as high as 28% THC and 5% Terpenes this Indica Dominate Hybrid is a new school take on old school dank, do you Member?
Chocolate Cream
Curing
Ratio: 85%/15% Indica/Sativa
Aroma and Taste: A Sweet Hashy Skunk taste and smooth hint of Chocolate Cheesecake finish, an extremely enjoyable smoke covered in Trichomes and Stink.
Effects: Relaxing, Uplifting, Stoney experience 22%-25% THC with a Heavy Punch.
Medical uses: Anxiety, Insomnia, Restlessness, Pain.
Lineage: Critical Mass x Blueberry
Black D.O.G.
Currently Out of Stock
Ratio: 85%/15% Indica/Sativa
Aroma and Taste: The complex rich taste and smell of grapes, berries and oil is heavy with clean spices.
Effects: At 25% THC and up to 3% CBD this Indica smoke provides a cerebral effect, bringing a deep relaxation.
Medical uses: She initially has cerebral effect turns more physically relaxing as time goes by.
Lineage: Blackberry Kush x Emerald Headband
Cookies Kush
Out of Stock
Ratio: 70%/30% Indica/Sativa
Aroma and Taste: Cinnamon, Dough, Spice, and Everything Nice, a Unique Sweet Delicate Dankness.
Effects: The effect is powerful, long-lasting and relaxing, uplifting then the Indica hits.
Medical uses: Chronic Pain, Insomnia, Depression, Anxiety, Glaucoma, Appetite.
Lineage: Girl Scout Cookies x Rolex OG
Purple Fire
15/1g 25/2 40/4 70/7 130/14
Our Ouriginal Purple Fire,
Heavy indica recommended for sleep 💤
Purple Punch
Out of Stock
Larry OG X Granddaddy Purple
Relaxing sedative stone, smell is just like Grapes and Sugar. A Indica lovers dream.
L.S.P. #3
Out of Stock
Pink Lemonade V2 x Black Banana
Indica Dominant Pheno by Solfire Gardens
Ripe Bananas and Lemon Cake, she's a Funky Treat No Doubt.
Similar to Guava Berry Kush and cookies kush with a smooth mellow relaxing smoke without the heavy sedation
Chocolate Mint O.G.
Currently Out of Stock
Emerald O.G. x GrandDaddy Purple
Pine, Mint, Spice, and light hints of Acrid Dark Fruit and Chocolate. Hitting around 26% the effect, providing both physical and cerebral long-lasting sensations, is so potent that only the most experienced users ought to make use of this Indica.
Saphire OG
Currently Out of Stock
Ratio: 85%/15% Indica/Sativa
Aroma and Taste: Pine, Earth, Oil, Chocolate, Musk, and Fresh Lemons.
Effects: She provides a potent and balanced effect of long duration, both physical and cerebral.
Medical uses: Excellent for Pain, Hunger, Nausea, Anxiety, Depression, and Migraines
Lineage: OG x Afghan Classic OG pedigree.
Guayita aka Guava Berry Kush w/CBD
COMING SOON
Guayaba x Juanita la Lagrimosa
A special strain chosen for its high 18% THC to 12% CBD or 3:2 THC:CBD A very rare and tasty medicinal herb with hints or orange, spice, citrus, and grape. Relaxing with great Pain Relief.
Hybrid
Indica and Sativa Hybridized. The Best of Both Worlds.
L.S.P. #2
40/4g~65/7g~125/14g~250/OZ
Lemonade v2 (Lemon Cheesecake x Huckleberry Soda) X Black Banana by Solfire Gardens
Pungent Dankness with Lemonade, Banana Musk and Funk. Frosty coated with tight Lumpy structure, this Hybrid is a true Princess sending you strait to Space with it's quick hitting, happy, euphoric stone. aka (Lumpy Space Princess)
Rainmaker #1
40/4g~65/7g~125/14g~250/OZ
Ratio: 50/50% Indica/Sativa
Aroma and Taste: Fruit loops, sweet, citrusy, and candy goodness.
Effects: Powerfully Relaxing Stone.
Medical uses: Good for easing pain, stress relief, anxiety, depression. Has been used for nausea, and glaucoma.
Lineage: Citral Skunk x Mandarin Sunset
Rainmaker 5
2/25 4/40 7/60 14/120
A new pheno of rainmaker a little less fruity.
Intergalactic #3
25/2g~40/4g~65/7g~130/14g
Sativa dominant hybrid with notes of vanilla.
Fast acting heavy hitting with no lethargy.
Small Buds Available.
Inzane in the Membrane #3
2/25 4/40 7/65 14/130
Noneya x Bizness
Hybrid. Slightly Fruity and sweet coffee smell. Good for Daytime use, displaying Energetic qualities but if over indulged will have couchlock effect. Very High THC.
Member OG
2/25~4/40~7/65~
Member Berries x OG
She makes for a relaxing ride, orange berry fruit flavored Hybrid with a Kick. Relaxing, with a great head-body combo.
Gelato Acai Bubba Kush
15/g 25/2g 40/4g 65/7g 130/14g
A delightful berry hybrid smoke smells interesting Like a little sherbert. Perfect for daytime relaxing and a little anxiety relief.
Monkey Mints
Out of Stock
Triple Chocolate Chip X Grease Monkey
A 50/50 Hybrid Mint, Sweet, Fresh Pine, Greasy Earthy strain with strong Chocolate Skunky overtones. This strain’s Indica Dominant Hybrid genetics saddle the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that soften the blow of chronic pain, nausea, insomnia and stress. While defined as a hybrid, Monkey Mints deep relaxation will naturally lead some to sleep.
Triple Chocolate Chip
Currently out of stock
Mint Chocolate Chip x Triple OG
Earth, dark chocolate, mint, and OG pine. This Indica Dominate Hybrid is uplifting and relaxes your mind then releases the stresses of the day. A heavy hitter no doubt and real specialty smoke.
Intergalactic #4
Currently Out of Stock
Pungent Rocket Fuel with a Morish Dank Pine, a perfect mountain top smoke. Indica Dominate Hybrid with top notch parentage including Tahoe, Alien, and Orange Valley OGs. Flying at 22-26% THC this is sure to send the user into orbit.
Sativa
Uplifting, energizing, euphoric, energizing, head high.
L.S.P. 1
40/4g~65/7g~130/14g~260/OZ
Pink Lemonade v2 x Black Banana
Lemonade (Sativa) Dominate Hybrid
Breed by Solfire Gardens
Fruity Jack Ripper CBD 3:2 THC:CBD
40/4g~
Respect #13 x Jack the Ripper #1
Fruity Jack the Ripper 2:1 is the best of both worlds, high THC 19% and very high CBD 11% One of our new house favorites, keep her around a while and this Sativa will pay off with a hit that steals your breath away. Prevalent Stinky, Haze notes with Fruity and Sweet undertones.
The Jack
40/4g~65/7g~125/14g~250/OZ
An uplifting pine tree scented sativa nicely coated in trichrome crystals. A classic sativa with an old school feel.
Inzane in the Membrane 1
Currently Out of Stock
Mostly Sativa, strong racy with hints of coffee.
Inzane 4 Creative
15/g 2 /25 4/40 7/65 14/130 28/255
A Heavily scented Pine OG, with a resinous coating of trichomes. Stays sticky long after cure.
Used for energetic creative thinking, good for depression.
STNDRD Vape
THC Premium Clear Distillate, 92% Potency, All Natural, No Additives, Lab Tested, Weedmaps Verified.
STNDRD 1g Vape
50~1g or 90~2g
- Indica: Fire OG, Blueberry Kush, Skywalker OG, SFV OG, Grand Daddy Purple, Sunset Sherbert
- Sativa: Jack Herer, Blue Dream, Tangie, Super Lemon Haze, Sour Diesel
- Hybrid: Mango, Pineapple Express, Gelato, GSC, Cereal Cookies
STNDRD .5g Disposable
30
Indica: Blueberry Kush
Ready to Use these Disposables are Sleek, Discreet, and Potent.
STNDRD CBD cart
30
.7g CBD vape Cartridge
Flavors: Harlequin or AC/DC
Edibles
Cannabis Oil Infused Edibles
STNDRD 400mg and 200mg Gummies
15 for 200mg ~ 25 for 400mg
Premium Tested Distillate Cannabis Gummies Flavors:
- White Peach, Mango, Pineapple, Watermelon, Green Apple and Blue Raspberry.
- Sativa, Hybrid, and Indica.
- Special get 4 of our 400mg or 200mg packs get 1 free or 3 of our 400mg get a 200mg free.
STNDRD 1000mg
45
Mixed Indica Flavors 10x 100 mg Individually wrapped gummies.
Total Healing Caps THC
50
30 caps, size00. Filled with our Cannabis infused coconut oil. Vegetarian safe, gluten free capsules. Used for sleep aid, pain relief, IBS, ulcers.
Cannabis Coconut Oil
1oz for 25
Approximately 420mg THC per ounce also available in 4oz.
Gluten-Free Chocolate Brownies
Made to Order
Gluten free, chia & flax added for omegas 3 & 6. Contains about 150mg THC.
Krispy Treats -Fruity & Regular
Made to Order
Approximately 100 mg of THC. Perfect for insomnia and appetite.
Vegan Fudge Bar 3.5oz
Made to Order
A vegan chocolate bar that tastes like fudge with a hint of sea salt. Gluten free.
Approximately 400mg THC Serving Suggestion eat 1-3 triangle pieces.
Topicals
Pain Relief without Euphoria
Magic Stick Roll On
20
Magic Stick Roll on is designed to relieve pain naturally and quickly. Use for migraines, joint pain, back pain, nerve pain, an uplifting mood enhancer, decongestant with a relaxing calming effect. Made with coconut cannabis oil (Indica), Essential Oils (Therapeutic Grade).
Magic Rub 440mg THC & CBD
45
Now 4oz natural pain relieving balm made with indica coconut cannabis oil, almond oil, shea butter , beeswax, essential oils.
Perfect for skin, sore muscles, aching joints, and everyday use. Careful around eyes, and sensitive skin areas.
Kushie Carts
Kushie Carts
40 or 3x for 85
El Chapo indica
King Louis OG indica
Gear & Accessories
Glass, vapes, papers, lighters, and more!
Ask about our Sour Glass Specials! Everything from small one hitters to party peices. Free gift with all Sour Glass pipe orders. Handmade in SoCal since 1991.
Glass Pipes
30
510 Batteries
15
Bic Lighter
2
Raw Hemp Papers and Accessories
- 1 1/4 Raw papers~2
- King Size Raw papers~3
- 6pk Raw Cones~4
- Hydration Stone~1
Secret Stash Xpress (909) 999-6063 Text (909) 529-6420
Our Services
Herbal Medicine
Herbs were commonly used before western pharmaceuticals were introduced. Treating and preventing medical conditions with herbs is naturally safe, as an overdose would cause irritation or nausea instead of landing in the emergency room.
Natural Pain Relief
We specialize in non-pharmeceutical practices in healing pain such as headaches, chronic pain, joint pain, anxiety, depression, insomnia, and back pain. We use an array of proven methods such as herbal flowers, edibles, tinctures, concentrates and topicals. Our goal is to treat and relieve your pain instead of using pharmaceuticals with everlasting side effects.
Homeopathy
Homeopathy treatments are used to locate the root of your health issues and reverse them naturally. Homeopathy can treat many chronic and acute diseases, rather than managing or suppressing them. Our representatives are able to provide a deeper healing of mental, emotional, and physical complaints.