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The Mountain's Premier Delivery Service
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Hello and Welcome
Thank You for visiting SecretStashXpress.com the mountain's primer delivery service serving the mountain community since 2017. Our goal is to help people in the under served rural areas from Crestline to Lake Arrowhead to Running Springs. Boasting the best selection and highest quality on the mountain.
About Us
Our Promise to You
We care about your well being and will provide you with guidance, knowledge, and the tools needed to be healthy and happy, helping you achieve optimal wellness.
Caring For Your Health
We understand that you are not living your best life possible unless your mind and body are completely healthy. Cannabis is a holistic alternative medicine without the long term side effects of prescription pharmaceuticals.
Natural Healing
Our goal is to provide all natural choices of home grown medical marijauna delivered to your door so that you may reverse, treat, and prevent medical conditions using the fundamental healing principles of mind-body medicine. Our results prove the best way to heal the body is naturally, without harmful pharmaceuticals.
Menu
Indica
Relaxing, Pain Relief, Sedative, Increases Appetite, sleep better, body high.
Colonel Crunch
40/4g 65/7g 125/14g 245/28g
Rock Your Taste Buds in a Berry Crunchy Way. Colonel Crunch Takes the Original Indica Dankness You Love, and Adds in Bursts of Colorful Berry Flavor. Snag a Bag and Go to Town…Your Head Will Love You for It.
Scoops x Stawberrys & Cream
Banana Sherbert
40/4g 65/7g 125/14g 245/28g
Creamy Banana Dessert Sweet and Earthy Fruity Musk. Heavy Couch-Lock Giving a Heavy Body feeling but a Relaxing Clear Mind. Great for Pain and Anxiety as well as Unwinding After a Long Day.
Banana OG x Sunset Sherbert
FKEM Brand
2g/50 .5g/15 2000mg/40 750mg/25 300mg/10
Disposables 2g
- Man on the Moon, FKEM Reserve, Tyson Punch, El Ray, Polar Lights (Indica)
- Milano OG, Banana Bites (Hybrid)
- Blue Flame, Brain Berry Cough, Mac Miller (Sativa)
Half Gram Disposable
- Man on the Moon, FKEM Reserve (Indica)
- Banana Bites (Hybrid)
- Brain Berry Cough, Mac Miller (Sativa)
Gummies
- 2000mg Flavors: WAP, OMG, Maui Orange, Fruit Punch, Pineapple Slush, Purple Grape Drink
- 750mg Flavors: WAP, OMG, Maui Orange, Fruit Punch, Pineapple Slush, Purple Grape Drink
- 300mg mix flavors
Sapphire O.G.
40/4g 65/7g 120/14g 240/28g
She's a Real Crowd Pleaser. Tight Dense nugs with Purple lacing, Potent OG Fuel with Sweet and Pungent notes. Good for Relaxing, Pain Relief, and Sedation.
Peach
40/4g 65/7g 120/14g 240/28g
Sweet Sugar and Peaches She is Definitely One to Give a Taste. Sedative, Relaxing Flower Perfect for the Long Days When You Need to Relax.
GSC x Peach Oz x TK91
Chocolate Cream
40/4g 65/7g 120/14g 230/28g
A Sweet Hashy Skunk with Smooth Notes of Chocolate Cheesecake Tail. Extremely Enjoyable Smoke Covered in Trichomes and Classic Stink. She's a Relaxing, Uplifting, Stoney Experience with a Heavy Knock-Out Punch. Great for Combating Anxiety, Insomnia, Restlessness, Pain.
Critical Mass x Blueberry
Secret Stash with CBD
40/4g 65/7g 120/14g 230/28g
Her Aromas of Orange Citrus and Greasy Gassy Guava are Perplex. Purple Buds Layeredwith Orange Hairs. Designed to Incorporate Strength and Medicinal CBD Properties.
Purple Fire x Guava Berry Kush
Rainmaker
40/4g 65/7g 120/14g 230/28g
Fruit loops, Sweet, Citrusy, and Candy goodness with a Powerfully Relaxing Stone. Good for easing Pain, Stress Relief, Anxiety, and Depression used for Nausea, and Glaucoma.
Citral Skunk x Mandarin Sunset
ChocoTina
35/4g 60/7g 110/14g 210/28g
Deep Chocolate Delicousness, Clean Jet Fuel, and Dank Decadent Fire Remincent of Simpler Times. Heady Relaxation, Pain Relief and Clearity with Moderate Intake.
Black D.O.G.
35/4g 60/7g 110/14g 210/28g
The Complex Rich Taste and Smell of Grape, Dark Fruit, Berries and Oil is Heavy with Clean Spices. Her Indica Smoke Provides a Initial Cerebral Effect, Bringing a Deep Physical Relaxation with Euphoric Highlights as Time Passes Slowly By.
Blackberry Kush x Emerald Headband
Top Shelf Pre-Rolls
6 for 40
Available Strains
-Alien OG
-Inzane in the Membrane
-Peach
-WiFi Punch
Small Buds Special 🚨
60/14g or 100/28g
Selection Varies and May Contain Seeds for when, 'Quantity is all that Matters'.
Moon Rocks
1g for 35 or 3.5g for 100
Prepare for lift off, clocking in at over 50% THC these nugs are sure to leave you in orbit long after launch.
Top-shelf flower infused with STNDRD Premium Distillate then coated in the highest quality dry sift Kief.
WiFi Punch
Currently Out of Stock
Fruity Cereal, Grape Candy, Blueberry Muffins, and tart Kool-Aid and Rocket Fuel Finish. Uses Include Managing Nausea, Stress, Body Aches, and Sleeplessness.
WiFi x Purple Punch
Hybrid
Indica and Sativa Hybridized. The Best of Both Worlds.
Strawberry Cane
40/4g 65/7g 120/14g 230/28g
Sweet Strawberrys and Gas Candy. Potent and Fast Acting stone which Starts Uplifting and Energetic for the first half hour then Switches to a Soothing Mind and Body Combination.
Intergalactic
40/4g 65/7g 120/14g 230/28g
Sweet Vanilla and Earth Orbit the Nose while Dankness Blasts on the Afterburn. Excellent Stoney Euphoric Hybrid Helping Cosmonauts Explore Other Dimensions and New Galaxies. A Real Treat That's Outta This World. Spacy, Happy, Fast Acting, Heavy Hitting, with No Lethargy.
Ice Breakers
40/4g 65/7g 120/14g 230/28g
Sweet Kush and Danky Earth. This Potent and Delicious Hybrid Carries Balanced Effects Being Both Relaxing and Uplifting.
GSC x Blowpops
Alien O.G.
40/4g 65/7g 120/14g 230/28g
Lemon Cleaner and Musk Spice Combine in the Chamber to Ignite a Heavy Body Experience that's a Warm Embrace, Accompanied by a Psychedelic Cerebral Buzz that'll leave your Mind Orbiting with Delight.
Alien Kush x Tahoe O.G.
The Drip
Currently Out of Stock
Gassy Sweet Fruity Desserts with Earth Musky Dankness Helps Fight Chronic Stress, Anxiety, Depression, and Chronic Pain.
Gushers x Blowpops
Monkey Mints
Currently Out of Stock
Mint, Sweet Chocolate, Sour Diesel, Fresh Forest, Greasy and Chocolate overtones. This strain saddles the consumer with a Lazy, Munchie-Fueled Body Buzz that soften the blow of Chronic Pain, Nausea, Insomnia and Stress. Triple Chocolate Chip x Grease Monkey
Tangie Fuel
Currently Out of Stock
Sweet Pine with Tangerine Fuel and hints of Cream. One of our favorite Hybrid Heavy Hitters from Exotic Genetix. Tangie Fuel hits smooth with a Sedative, Relaxing and Mentally Uplifting Stone great for Pain, Insomnia, Anxiety, and Depression.
Sativa
Uplifting, Energizing, Euphoric, Increases Focus, Reduces Anxiety, Heady.
Mint Chocolate Banana
40/4g 65/7g 120/14g 230/28g
Sweet Bananas Splashed with Dark Chocolate and Fresh Ground Coffee Topped with Fresh Mint. This Girl Will Uplift the Senses Leaving You in Bliss and Comfort Ready for Anything the Day Throws Your Way.
Banana Sativa x Mint Chocolate Chip
Mother Tongue
40/4g 65/7g 120/14g 230/28g
Fresh Watermelon and Fuel Rush Out of this a Great Daytime Ripper. Strong and Lasting Head Stone that Encourages Mind Clarity Enhancing Daytime Productivity while Providing an Uplifting of Spirits. Known to Relieve Stress, Anxiety and Depression while Aiding in Pain Relief.
Electric Watermelon x Jesus OG
Inzane in the Membrane
40/4g 65/7g 120/14g 230/28g
Sativa Dominant, Strong Racy OG, with hints of Dark Roast Coffee. A Secret Stash Favorite.
Strawberry Blaze with CBD
4g/40
Vapes and Concentrates
Premium THC, High Potency, Medical Grade, Lab Tested, Weedmaps Verified.
FKEM Disposable 2g
2g for 50
2g Disposable
- Man on the Moon (Indica)
- FKEM Reserve (Indica)
- Tyson Punch (Indica)
- El Ray (Indica)
- Polar Lights (Indica)
- Milano OG (Hybrid)
- Banana Bites (Hybrid)
- Blue Flame (Sativa)
- Brain Berry Cough (Sativa)
- Mac Miller (Sativa)
FKEM Disposable Half Gram
15 each
- Man on the Moon (Indica)
- FKEM Reserve (Indica)
- Banana Bites (Hybrid)
- Brain Berry Cough (Sativa)
- Mac Miller (Sativa)
STNDRD Live Resin- Sauce Carts
1g~40 or 2g~60
Indica- Platinum OG
Hybrid- Gushers, Fruity Pebbles, Chemdawg
Sativa- Space Queen
STNDRD 1g Distillate Vape Carts
1g~40 or 2g~60
- Indica: Skywalker OG, Blueberry Kush, Black Diamond
- Hybrid: Gorilla Glue
Edibles
Cannabis Distillate Edibles
FKEM 2000mg Gummie Pack
40
200mg x10 pieces
WAP Watermelon Apple Pineapple
OMG Orange Mango Guava
Maui Orange
Fruit Punch
Pineapple Slush
Purple Grape Drink
FKEM 750mg Gummie Pack
25
75mg x10 pieces
WAP Watermelon Apple Pineapple
OMG Orange Mango Guava
Maui Orange
Fruit Punch
Pineapple Slush
Purple Grape Drink
FKEM 300mg Gummie Single
10
Single 300mg Various Flavors
- Blueberry Blizzard
- Fruity Punch
- Maui Orange
- Purple Grape Drink
- Pineapple Slush
- Lava Flow Mango
STNDRD 1000mg Gummies
45
Mixed Hybrid Flavors 10x 100 mg Individually wrapped gummies. Great for combating anxiety and sleep issues. Effects may include heightened sensory perception, relaxation, euphoria, sleepiness, and decreased anxiety. Also available in 100mg singles for 5 each.
Topicals
Pain Relief without Euphoria
Magic Stick Roll On
20
Magic Stick Roll on is designed to relieve pain naturally and quickly. Use for migraines, joint pain, back pain, nerve pain, an uplifting mood enhancer, decongestant with a relaxing calming effect. Made with coconut cannabis oil (Indica), Essential Oils (Therapeutic Grade).
Gear & Accessories
Glass, vapes, papers, lighters, and more!
Check Out Our Sour Glass Page!
16 inch 90 - 36 inch 200
Ask about our Sour Glass Specials! Everything from small one hitters to party peices. Free gift with all Sour Glass pipe orders. Handmade in SoCal since 1991.
Glass Pipe with Case
25
Glow-in-the-Dark ashtray
15
Raw Hemp Papers and Accessories
- 1 1/4 Raw papers~2
- King Size Raw papers~3
- 6pk Raw Cones~4
- Hydration Stone~1
510 Batteries
10
Bic Lighter
2
Dime Bags 17' Hemp Glass Bag
60
17' Glass Bag Protect your investments in style
Seeds are Now Available SecretStashSeeds.com
Quality Genetics Hand Selected by SSX
Top Seed Brands
85~175
Holy Smoke Seeds~ 85 for 6 pack Feminized
Exotic Genetix~ 100-175 for 12 Regular
Available at SecretStashSeeds.com or Order with local delivery.
Secret Stash Xpress (909) 999-6063 Text (909) 529-6420
Sour Glass Scientific Boroscilate American Made Since '91
All Glass
Glass on Glass
15" Ribbed Fat Twist
116
15" UV Custom
120
Rubber Gromet
Old School
15" Clear Purple
92
15" Blue Glass
84
15" Lake Green Glass
84
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Our Services
Herbal Medicine
Herbs were commonly used before western pharmaceuticals were introduced. Treating and preventing medical conditions with herbs is naturally safe, as an overdose would cause irritation or nausea instead of landing in the emergency room.
Natural Pain Relief
We specialize in non-pharmeceutical practices in healing pain such as headaches, chronic pain, joint pain, anxiety, depression, insomnia, and back pain. We use an array of proven methods such as herbal flowers, edibles, tinctures, concentrates and topicals. Our goal is to treat and relieve your pain instead of using pharmaceuticals with everlasting side effects.
Homeopathy
Homeopathy treatments are used to locate the root of your health issues and reverse them naturally. Homeopathy can treat many chronic and acute diseases, rather than managing or suppressing them. Our representatives are able to provide a deeper healing of mental, emotional, and physical complaints.