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About Us
Our Promise to You
We care about your well being and will provide you with guidance, knowledge, and the tools needed to be healthy and , helping you achieve optimal wellness.
Caring For Your Health
We understand that you are not living your best life possible unless your mind and body are completely healthy. Cannabis is a holistic alternative medicine without the long term side effects of prescription pharmaceuticals.
Natural Healing
Our goal is to provide all natural choices of home grown medical marijauna delivered to you so that you may reverse, treat, and prevent medical conditions using the fundamental healing principles of mind-body medicine. Our results prove the best way to heal the body is naturally, without pharmaceuticals. There is no guarantee that medical marijuana may work for you.
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Indica
Relaxing, pain relief, sedation, appetite, sleep, body high.
Chocotina
14/g 25/2g 45/4g 75/7g
Ratio: 70%/30% Indica/Sativa
Aroma and Taste: Deep Chocolate Delicousness and Clean Jet Fuel, Dank Decadent Fire.
Effects: Heavy Indica
Medical Uses: Very heavy relaxation and pain relief.
Saphire OG 1
15/g 2/25 4/45 7/75 145/14 290/28
Saphire OG 1 has tight dense nuts with purple lacing, smells sweet and Pungent.
Good for relaxing, pain relief and sedation.
Sapphire OG 2
2/25 4/45 7/70 14/135 28/260
Ratio: 85%/15% Indica/Sativa
Aroma and Taste: Pine, Earth, Oil, Chocolate, Musk, and Fresh Lemons.
Effects: She provides a potent and balanced effect of long duration, both physical and cerebral.
Medical uses: Excellent for Pain, Hunger, Nausea, Anxiety, Depression, and Migraines
Lineage: OG x Afghan Classic OG pedigree.
Cookies Kush
14/g 25/2g 40/4g 70/7g 140/14g 280/28g
Ratio: 70%/30% Indica/Sativa
Aroma and Taste: Cinnamon, Dough, Spice, and Everything Nice, a Unique Sweet Delicate Dankness.
Effects: The effect is powerful, long-lasting and relaxing, uplifting then the Indica hits.
Medical uses: Chronic Pain, Insomnia, Depression, Anxiety, Glaucoma, Appetite.
Lineage: Girl Scout Cookies x Rolex OG
BlackDog 3
13/g 25/2g 40/4g 65/7g 130/14g 260/28g
Black Dog 3
This the last of this pheno, try it while you can. Larger than life big buds than black dog2. Green with laced purple and red orange hairs.
Black D.O.G.
14/g 25/2g 40/4g 70/7g 140/14g 280/28g
Ratio: 85%/15% Indica/Sativa
Aroma and Taste: The complex rich taste and smell of grapes, berries and oil is heavy with clean spices.
Effects: At 25% THC and up to 3% CBD this Indica smoke provides a cerebral effect, bringing a deep relaxation.
Medical uses: She initially has cerebral effect turns more physically relaxing as time goes by.
Lineage: Blackberry Kush x Emerald Headband
GSC x Peach Oz x TK91
15/g 25/2 40/4 70/7 135/14 270/28
Sweet and Strong GSC x Peach Oz x TK91 is definitely one to give a taste. Our new fire. Sedative, relaxing flower perfect for the long days when you you need to relax. Dank and Sweet Peaches.
Small Buds Special 🚨
40/7g 70/14g 140/28g
Sapphire OG
Tangie Fuel
Brain Tahoe
Tina Monkey
Acid Dough
Indica
Brain Cake
Currently Out of Stock
Indica Dominant Hybrid with a heavy hit, her sweet smoke soothes and relaxes the senses making for a premium stone.
Relaxing Body, Uplifting, Euphoric, Happy, and Sleepy.
Sweet, Pungent, Earthy. Great for Pain, Stress, Insomnia and Anxiety.
Buddha Tahoe
Out of Stock
Tahoe OG X Louis XIII
Chocolate Cream
Currently Out of Stock
Ratio: 85%/15% Indica/Sativa
Aroma and Taste: A Sweet Hashy Skunk taste and smooth hint of Chocolate Cheesecake finish, an extremely enjoyable smoke covered in Trichomes and Stink.
Effects: Relaxing, Uplifting, Stoney experience 22%-25% THC with a Heavy Punch.
Medical uses: Anxiety, Insomnia, Restlessness, Pain.
Lineage: Critical Mass x Blueberry
Secret Stash №1
Currently Out of Stock
Purple Fire x Guava Berry Kush
A delightful aroma of orange citrus and greasy gassy guava. Purple dense buds with orange hairs..
This indica was designed to incorporate the strength and sedation of our Purple Fire with the medicinal qualities of Guava Berry Kush easing the mind and the body.
Purple Punch
Currently Out of Stock
Larry OG X Granddaddy Purple
Relaxing sedative stone, smell is just like Grapes and Sugar. A Indica lovers dream.
Guayita aka Guava Berry Kush w/CBD
Currently Out of Stock
Guayaba x Juanita la Lagrimosa
A special strain chosen for its high 18% THC to 12% CBD or 3:2 THC:CBD A very rare and tasty medicinal herb with hints or orange, spice, citrus, and grape. Relaxing with great Pain Relief.
Member Berry
Currently Out of Stock
SkunkBerry X Mandarin Sunset
Dark Sweet Berries, Skunk, and Pine with hints of Tart Orange Peels on the nose. With strain tests reaching as high as 28% THC and 5% Terpenes this Indica Dominate Hybrid is a new school take on old school dank, do you Member?
Hybrid
Indica and Sativa Hybridized. The Best of Both Worlds.
MonkeyMints 5
2/25 4/40 7/70 14/135 28/270
This monkey mints is a sativa dominant hybrid.
Clean smelling, uplifting and heavy hitting hybrid from Exotic Genetix.
Great for daytime use.
Tangie Fuel
15/g 25/2 40/4 70/7 140/14 270/28
Sweet Tangie Fuel and Cream.
Another Hybrid Heavy Hitter from Exotic Genetix.
Sedative, relaxing and mentally uplifting.
Intergalactic #4
14/g 25/2g 40/4g 70/7g 140/14g 280/28g
Pungent Rocket Fuel with a Morish Dank Pine, a perfect mountain top smoke. Indica Dominate Hybrid with top notch parentage including Tahoe, Alien, and Orange Valley OGs. Flying THC this is sure to send the user into orbit.
Intergalactic #3
14/g 25/2g 45/4g 70/7g 140/14g 270/28g
Excellent Stoney Euphoric and Hybrid Dankness with notes of Sweet Vanilla. A real treat from another world.
Spacy, Happy, Fast Acting, Heavy Hitting, with No Lethargy.
Inzane in the Membrane #3
15/g 25/2g 45/4g 70/7g 140/14g 280/28
Noneya x Bizness
Hybrid. Slightly Fruity and sweet coffee smell. Good for Daytime use, displaying Energetic qualities but if over indulged will have couchlock effect. Very High THC.
Monkey Mints 2
2/25 4g/45 7g /70 14g/140 28/280
Triple Chocolate Chip X Grease Monkey
A 50/50 Hybrid Mint, Sweet, Fresh clean smell, Greasy strain with strong Chocolate Skunky overtones. This strain’s Indica Dominant Hybrid genetics saddle the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that soften the blow of chronic pain, nausea, insomnia and stress. While defined as a hybrid, Monkey Mints deep relaxation will naturally lead some to sleep.
Triple Chocolate Chip
2g/25 4g/50 7g/75 14g/150
Mint Chocolate Chip x Triple OG
Earth, dark chocolate, mint, and OG pine. This Indica Dominate Hybrid is uplifting and relaxes your mind then releases the stresses of the day. A heavy hitter no doubt and real specialty smoke.
L.S.P. #2
🚨15/g 25/2 40/4 60/7 120/14🚨
Lemonade v2 (Lemon Cheesecake x Huckleberry Soda) X Black Banana by Solfire Gardens
Pungent Dankness with Lemonade, Banana Musk and Funk. Frosty coated with tight Lumpy structure, this Hybrid is a true Princess sending you strait to Space with it's quick hitting, happy, euphoric stone. aka (Lumpy Space Princess)
Rainmaker #1
Out of Stock
Ratio: 50/50% Indica/Sativa
Aroma and Taste: Fruit loops, sweet, citrusy, and candy goodness.
Effects: Powerfully Relaxing Stone.
Medical uses: Good for easing pain, stress relief, anxiety, depression. Has been used for nausea, and glaucoma.
Lineage: Citral Skunk x Mandarin Sunset
Sativa
Uplifting, energizing, euphoric, energizing, head high.
L.S.P. 1
15/g 25/2 40/4 60/7 120/14 200/28* 🚨Special🚨
Pink Lemonade v2 x Black Banana
Musky Lemonade (Sativa) Dominate Hybrid
Breed by Solfire Gardens
Clear, uplifting sativa high, aids in anxiety and stress relief great for daytime use.
Acid Dough
2/25 4/40 7/70 14/140 28/280
Ripper Badazz x Lily
20% Indica/ 80% Sativa
Uplifting, Happy, Energetic, Creative, Euphoric.
Sweet and Sour Pineapple
Mother Tongue
1g/15 2/25 4/45 7/70 14/140
Electric Watermelon x Jesus OG Kush
Sativa 70% Indica 30%
Known to relieve stress, anxiety and depression while aiding in pain relief.
Inzane in the Membrane 1
Out of Stock
Mostly Sativa, strong racy OG, with hints of coffee.
Very high THC content, perfect for the experienced smoker.
Fruity Jack Ripper CBD 3:2 THC:CBD
Out of Stock
Respect #13 x Jack the Ripper #1
Fruity Jack the Ripper 2:1 is the best of both worlds, high THC 2% and very high CBD 11% One of our new house favorites, keep her around a while and this Sativa will pay off with a hit that steals your breath away. Prevalent Stinky, Haze notes with Fruity and Sweet undertones. Small Buds available 7.5g/4
Inzane 4 Creative
Out of Stock
A Heavily scented Pine OG, with a resinous coating of trichomes. Stays sticky long after cure.
Used for energetic creative thinking, good for depression.
STNDRD Vape
Premium THC Distillate, 92% Potency, Medical Grade, Solvent-Free, All Natural, No Additives, Lab Tested, Weedmaps Verified.
STNDRD 1g Distillate Vape Carts
1g~50 2g~90 3g~120
- Indica: Skywalker OG, Fire OG, Blueberry Kush, , Sunset Sherbert, Do-si-do, Zkittlez
- Sativa: Mimosa, Super Lemon Haze, Sour Diesel, Jack Herer, Train Wreck
- Hybrid: GSC, Gorilla Glue, Runtz, Pineapple Express
STNDRD Vape Syringe Triple Distillate
1g for 40
Indica: Skywalker, Blueberry Kush
Hybrid: Runtz
Sativa: Train Wreck, Blue Dream
Dabbable, Edible, Smokable the possibilities are endless.
STNDRD CBD Vape
.7g for 30
.7g CBD vape Cartridge
AC/DC 7:1
Edibles
Cannabis Oil Infused Edibles
STNDRD 200mg and 400mg Gummies
200mg for 15 ~ 400mg for 25
Premium Tested Distillate Cannabis Gummies Flavors:
Strawberry Açai, Mango, Watermelon, Candy Apple.
- Sativa and Indica.
- Special: Order 4 of our 400mg or 200mg packs get 1 Xtra or Order 3 of our 400mg get a 200mg Xtra.
STNDRD 1000mg
45
Mixed Indica Flavors 10x 100 mg Individually wrapped gummies.
Total Healing Caps THC
50
30 caps, size00. Filled with our Cannabis infused coconut oil. Vegetarian safe, gluten free capsules. Used for sleep aid, pain relief, IBS, ulcers.
Cannabis Coconut Oil
1oz for 25
Approximately 420mg THC per ounce also available in 4oz.
Gluten-Free Chocolate Brownies
Made to Order
Gluten free, chia & flax added for omegas 3 & 6. Contains about 150mg THC.
Krispy Treats -Fruity & Regular
Made to Order
Approximately 100 mg of THC. Perfect for insomnia and appetite.
Fudge Bar
Made to Order
A vegan chocolate bar that tastes like fudge with a hint of sea salt. Gluten free.
Approximately 400mg THC Serving Suggestion eat 1-3 pieces.
Topicals
Pain Relief without Euphoria
Magic Stick Roll On
20
Magic Stick Roll on is designed to relieve pain naturally and quickly. Use for migraines, joint pain, back pain, nerve pain, an uplifting mood enhancer, decongestant with a relaxing calming effect. Made with coconut cannabis oil (Indica), Essential Oils (Therapeutic Grade).
Magic Rub 440mg THC & CBD
45
Now 4oz natural pain relieving balm made with indica coconut cannabis oil, almond oil, shea butter , beeswax, essential oils.
Perfect for skin, sore muscles, aching joints, and everyday use. Careful around eyes, and sensitive skin areas.
Gear & Accessories
Glass, vapes, papers, lighters, and more!
Ask about our Sour Glass Specials! Everything from small one hitters to party peices. Free gift with all Sour Glass pipe orders. Handmade in SoCal since 1991.
Glass Pipe with Case
25
Glow-in-the-Dark ashtray
15
Raw Hemp Papers and Accessories
- 1 1/4 Raw papers~2
- King Size Raw papers~3
- 6pk Raw Cones~4
- Hydration Stone~1
510 Batteries
15
Bic Lighter
2
Dime Bags 17' Bong Bag
60
17' Bong Bag
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Quality Genetics Hand Selected by SSX
Top Seed Brands
85~175
Holy Smoke Seeds~ 85 for 6 pack Feminized
Exotic Genetix~ 100-175 for 12 Regular
Available at SecretStashSeeds.com or Order with local delivery.
Secret Stash Xpress (909) 999-6063 Text (909) 529-6420
Our Services
Herbal Medicine
Herbs were commonly used before western pharmaceuticals were introduced. Treating and preventing medical conditions with herbs is naturally safe, as an overdose would cause irritation or nausea instead of landing in the emergency room.
Natural Pain Relief
We specialize in non-pharmeceutical practices in healing pain such as headaches, chronic pain, joint pain, anxiety, depression, insomnia, and back pain. We use an array of proven methods such as herbal flowers, edibles, tinctures, concentrates and topicals. Our goal is to treat and relieve your pain instead of using pharmaceuticals with everlasting side effects.
Homeopathy
Homeopathy treatments are used to locate the root of your health issues and reverse them naturally. Homeopathy can treat many chronic and acute diseases, rather than managing or suppressing them. Our representatives are able to provide a deeper healing of mental, emotional, and physical complaints.