Welcome to Secret Stash Xpress The Mountain's Premier Delivery Service
Call (909) 999-6063 Text (909) 529-6420
Hello and Welcome
Thank You for visiting SecretStashXpress.com the mountain's primer delivery service serving the mountain community since 2017. Our goal is to help people in the under served rural areas from Crestline to Lake Arrowhead to Running Springs. Boasting the best selection and highest quality on the mountain.
About Us
Our Promise to You
We care about your well being and will provide you with guidance, knowledge, and the tools needed to be healthy and happy, helping you achieve optimal wellness.
Caring For Your Health
We understand that you are not living your best life possible unless your mind and body are completely healthy. Cannabis is a holistic alternative medicine without the long term side effects of prescription pharmaceuticals.
Natural Healing
Our goal is to provide all natural choices of home grown medical marijauna delivered to your door so that you may reverse, treat, and prevent medical conditions using the fundamental healing principles of mind-body medicine. Our results prove the best way to heal the body is naturally, without pharmaceuticals. There is no guarantee that medical marijuana may work for you.
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Indica
Relaxing, pain relief, sedative, increases appetite, sleep better, body high.
WiFi Punch
40/4g 70/7g 140/14g
Fruity Cereal, Grape Candy, Blueberry Muffins, and tart Kool-Aid and Rocket Fuel Finish. Uses include managing nausea, stress, body aches, and sleeplessness.
Peach
40/4g 65/7g 130/14g 250/28g
Sweet and Strong GSC x Peach Oz x TK91 is definitely one to give a taste. Our new fire. Sedative, relaxing flower perfect for the long days when you you need to relax. Dank and Sweet Peaches.
Chocolate Cream
40/4g 65/7g 130/14g 250/28g
Ratio: 85%/15% Indica/Sativa
Aroma and Taste: A Sweet Hashy Skunk taste and smooth hint of Chocolate Cheesecake finish, an extremely enjoyable smoke covered in Trichomes and Stink.
Effects: Relaxing, Uplifting, Stoney experience 22%-25% THC with a Heavy Punch.
Medical uses: Anxiety, Insomnia, Restlessness, Pain.
Lineage: Critical Mass x Blueberry
Sapphire O.G.
40/4g 65/7g 130/14g 250/28g
Tight Dense nugs with Purple lacing, Potent OG Fuel with Sweet and Pungent notes.
Good for Relaxing, Pain Relief, and Sedation.
Black D.O.G.
40/4g 65/7g 130/14g 250/28g
Ratio: 85%/15% Indica/Sativa
Aroma and Taste: The complex rich taste and smell of grapes, berries and oil is heavy with clean spices.
Effects: At 25% THC and up to 3% CBD this Indica smoke provides a cerebral effect, bringing a deep relaxation.
Medical uses: She initially has cerebral effect turns more physically relaxing as time goes by.
Lineage: Blackberry Kush x Emerald Headband
Chocotina #1
Coming Soon
Ratio: 70%/30% Indica/Sativa
Aroma and Taste: Deep Chocolate Delicousness and Clean Jet Fuel, Dank Decadent Fire.
Effects: Heavy Indica
Medical Uses: Very heavy relaxation and pain relief.
Moon Rocks
1g for 35 or 3.5g for 100
Prepare for lift off, clocking in at over 50% THC these nugs are sure to leave you in orbit long after launch.
Top-shelf flower infused with STNDRD Premium Distillate then coated in the highest quality dry sift Kief.
Small Buds Special 🚨
50/14g 70/20g 120/30g
Selection Varies and May Contain Seeds for when, 'Quantity is all that Matters'.
Rainmaker
Currently Out of Stock
Fruit loops, Sweet, Citrusy, and Candy goodness with a Powerfully Relaxing Stone. Good for easing Pain, Stress Relief, Anxiety, and Depression used for Nausea, and Glaucoma.
Citral Skunk x Mandarin Sunset
Buddha Tahoe
Currently Out of Stock
Tahoe OG X Louis XIII
Fresh Forest and Wooded Dankness like a stroll in the mountains perfect for clearing the mind and relaxing the body.
Banana Sherbert
Currently Out of Stock
Banana OG X Sunset Sherbert
Creamy Banana Dessert Sweet and Earthy Fruity Musk. Heavy Couch-Lock giving you a Heavy Body feeling but a Relaxing Clear Mind. Great for Pain and Anxiety as well as Unwinding after a long day.
Secret Stash №1 with CBD
Currently Out of Stock
Purple Fire x Guava Berry Kush
A delightful aroma of orange citrus and greasy gassy guava. Purple dense buds with orange hairs.
This indica was designed to incorporate the strong medicinal properties and sedation of our Purple Fire with the medicinal CBD qualities of Guava Berry Kush easing the mind and the body.
Hybrid
Indica and Sativa Hybridized. The Best of Both Worlds.
Ice Breakers
40/4g 70/7g 140/14g
Sweet Kush and Danky Earth. This Potent and Delicious Hybrid carries Balanced Effects being both Relaxing and Uplifting. GSC(thin mint cut) X Blowpops
Strawberry Cane
40/4g 65/7g 130/14g 250/28g
Sweet Strawberrys and Gas Candy. Potent and Fast Acting stone which Starts Uplifting and Energetic for the first half hour then Switches to a Soothing Mind and Body Combination.
Tangie Fuel
40/4g 65/7g 130/14g 250/28g
Sweet Pine with Tangerine Fuel and hints of Cream. One of our favorite Hybrid Heavy Hitters from Exotic Genetix. Tangie Fuel hits smooth with a Sedative, Relaxing and Mentally Uplifting Stone great for Pain, Insomnia, Anxiety, and Depression.
Intergalactic #3
40/4g 65/7g 130/14g 250/28g
Dankness with notes of Sweet Vanilla and Earth. Excellent Stoney Euphoric Hybrid. A real treat from another world. Spacy, Happy, Fast Acting, Heavy Hitting, with No Lethargy.
Sticky AF Saucy Diamonds
1g for 30 or 2g for 50
Orange Zest Cake
Potent, Delicious, Concentrate.
The Drip
Currently Out of Stock
Gassy Sweet Fruity Desserts with Earth Musky Dankness helps users fight Chronic Stress, Anxiety, Depression, and Chronic Pain. Gushers X Blowpops
Monkey Mints #2
Currently Out of Stock
Mint, Sweet Chocolate, Sour Diesel, Fresh Forest, Greasy and Chocolate overtones. This strain saddles the consumer with a Lazy, Munchie-Fueled Body Buzz that soften the blow of Chronic Pain, Nausea, Insomnia and Stress. Triple Chocolate Chip X Grease Monkey
Triple Chocolate Chip
Currently Out of Stock
Earth, Dark Chocolate, Mint, and Sweet OG Pine Tar. This Indica Dominate Hybrid is Uplifting and Relaxes your Mind then Releases the Stresses of the Day. A Heavy Hitter no doubt and real Specialty Smoke best for Mid-Day to Night time . Mint Chocolate Chip x Triple OG
Sativa
Uplifting, energizing, euphoric, increases focus, reduces anxiety, head high.
Mint Chocolate Banana
40/4g 65/7g 130/14g 250/28g
Banana Sativa X Mint Chocolate Chip
Sweet Banana, Dark Chocolate, and Fresh Coffee Uplift the Senses leaving you in Bliss and Comfort ready for the Day.
Mother Tongue
40/4g 65/7g 130/14g 250/28g
Electric Watermelon x Jesus OG
Sativa 70% Indica 30% Our most popular Sativa, a great Daytime Ripper. Strong and lasting body high that encourages mind clarity. Enhances daytime productivity while providing an uplifting of spirits.
Known to relieve stress, anxiety and depression while aiding in pain relief.
L.S.P. 1
Currently Out of Stock
Pink Lemonade v2 x Black Banana
Musky Lemonade (Sativa) Dominate Hybrid
Breed by Solfire Gardens
Clear, uplifting sativa high, aids in anxiety and stress relief great for daytime use.
Inzane in the Membrane 1
Currently Out of Stock
Sativa Dominant, Strong Racy OG, with hints of Dark Roast Coffee. A Secret Stash Favorite.
Very high THC content, perfect for the experienced smoker.
Vapes and Concentrates
Premium THC, High Potency, Medical Grade, Lab Tested, Weedmaps Verified.
STNDRD 1g Distillate Vape Carts
1g~40---4g~140🚨
- Indica: Skywalker OG, Fire OG, Blueberry Kush, Purple Punch
- Hybrid: Gorilla Glue, Wedding Cake
- Sativa: Blue Dream, Strawberry Cough, Super Lemon Haze
High Rez 1g Cartridges
1g~40---2g~80---3g~120
Indica: Banana OG, Skywalker OG, WiFi OG, Blueberry Muffin
Hybrid: Gorrila Glue
Sativa: Pineapple Express
Sticky AF Extracts Saucy Diamonds
1g for 30 or 2g for 50
Orange Zest Cake
STNDRD 1g Vape Syringe Triple Distillate
1g for 40
Indica: Skywalker OG
Sativa: Super Lemon Haze
Dabbable, Edible, Smokable, Vapable the possibilities are endless the potency is unparalleled.
Edibles
Cannabis Oil Infused Edibles
Sticky AF Gummie Strips 800mg and 2000mg
20 for 800mg and 45 for 2000mg
Fk'em Gummies 750mg and 2000mg
20 for 750mg and 45 for 2000mg
Lyt! Chocolate Bars 800mg and 2500mg
15~800mg ● 40~2500mg
800mg Dark Chocolate (Indica)
2500mg Cookie Monster (Indica)
STNDRD 100mg and 400mg Gummies
100mg Sample for 5 ~ 400mg box for 20
Clear you schedule, silence the phone, and grab the Snacks these gummies pack a punch. Premium Tested Distillate Cannabis Gummies
400mg Indica Box
Watermelon
100mg Single Sample
Mixed Fruit
STNDRD 1000mg Gummies
45
Mixed Fruit or Tropical Blast Indica Flavors 10x 100 mg Individually wrapped gummies. Great for combating anxiety and sleep issues.
Total Healing Caps THC
50
30 caps, size00. Filled with our Cannabis infused coconut oil. Vegetarian safe, gluten free capsules. Used for sleep aid, pain relief, IBS, ulcers.
Cannabis Coconut Oil
1oz for 25
Approximately 420mg THC per ounce also available in 4oz.
Topicals
Pain Relief without Euphoria
Magic Stick Roll On
20
Magic Stick Roll on is designed to relieve pain naturally and quickly. Use for migraines, joint pain, back pain, nerve pain, an uplifting mood enhancer, decongestant with a relaxing calming effect. Made with coconut cannabis oil (Indica), Essential Oils (Therapeutic Grade).
Magic Rub 440mg THC & CBD
45
Now 4oz natural pain relieving balm made with indica coconut cannabis oil, almond oil, shea butter , beeswax, essential oils.
Perfect for skin, sore muscles, aching joints, and everyday use. Careful around eyes, and sensitive skin areas.
Gear & Accessories
Glass, vapes, papers, lighters, and more!
Check Out Our Sour Glass Page!
14 inch 90 - 36 inch 200
Ask about our Sour Glass Specials! Everything from small one hitters to party peices. Free gift with all Sour Glass pipe orders. Handmade in SoCal since 1991.
Glass Pipe with Case
25
Glow-in-the-Dark ashtray
15
Raw Hemp Papers and Accessories
- 1 1/4 Raw papers~2
- King Size Raw papers~3
- 6pk Raw Cones~4
- Hydration Stone~1
510 Batteries
15
Bic Lighter
2
Dime Bags 17' Hemp Glass Bag
60
17' Glass Bag Protect your investments in style
Seeds are Now Available SecretStashSeeds.com
Quality Genetics Hand Selected by SSX
Top Seed Brands
85~175
Holy Smoke Seeds~ 85 for 6 pack Feminized
Exotic Genetix~ 100-175 for 12 Regular
Available at SecretStashSeeds.com or Order with local delivery.
Secret Stash Xpress (909) 999-6063 Text (909) 529-6420
Our Services
Herbal Medicine
Herbs were commonly used before western pharmaceuticals were introduced. Treating and preventing medical conditions with herbs is naturally safe, as an overdose would cause irritation or nausea instead of landing in the emergency room.
Natural Pain Relief
We specialize in non-pharmeceutical practices in healing pain such as headaches, chronic pain, joint pain, anxiety, depression, insomnia, and back pain. We use an array of proven methods such as herbal flowers, edibles, tinctures, concentrates and topicals. Our goal is to treat and relieve your pain instead of using pharmaceuticals with everlasting side effects.
Homeopathy
Homeopathy treatments are used to locate the root of your health issues and reverse them naturally. Homeopathy can treat many chronic and acute diseases, rather than managing or suppressing them. Our representatives are able to provide a deeper healing of mental, emotional, and physical complaints.